A man that has seen too many "happy cow's come from California' comercials. Steve Irwin in Wisconsin: "Careful now!....She's a BIG one by crocky! Now....if I can get close enough...I'll jump on her back and get a jaw rope around those incredibly deadly choppers!"
Tragedy struck the heartland mating fest today when 'Steve' had a few too many bloody marys and was trampled to death by a failed encounter. Alcohol played a major factor in his judgement, his imbibed brain failed to register the fact that he was trying to mate with a bull.
