I went in for a colonoscopy a couple months ago and the doctor said it was a good thing we spoke before they knocked me out because the paperwork clearly said Penile reduction. They supposedly corrected the misprint but I'm not so sure. Glad you're doing OK and make sure they don't short ya on pain meds. No reason to suffer any more than necessary. Be Cool, CG
Guy goes golfing and hits a hoe in one. Out pops a leprechaun from the hole when he goes to retrieve his ball. "I'm the leprechaun of the 7nth hole. Since you hit a hole in one and I'm in a good mood I'll grant you one wish." Wow! Um....um...I'd like a bigger dick. POOF! The golfer now had a penis of prodigious proportions. A PPP, as it were. The golfer dragged his PPP back to the clubhouse where he bought a bucket of range balls and headed back to the 7nth tee. Many many many hours later, as the sun was setting, he hit another hole in one. With his penis dragging behind the golfer approached the hole but before he could retrieve the ball out popped the leprechaun, grinning and smirking. "Aye, methinks you are reconsidering that wish?" Fuck NO! I want longer legs.
