Strangest thread ever. I am not a big guy either. I couldn't have gotten the tv off the shelf by myself. Wouldn't have even tried. McGuyvered ramp or not. Doesn't make me a pussy. Just means I know my limitations. Oh and being half crippled doesn't help. Peace....
Having to pick your wife up off the toilet doesn't count. :kidding::kidding::kidding::kidding: Peace....
Spaztastic I saw some fucked up shit on tv the other night called I,Spazticus... Its a channel 4 show where people who are totally disabled act out some punk'd type shit,hidden camera and that. There was this one where a cop in a wheelchair stops a passer by outside a police portakabin,he tells the guy they are one man short for the I.D. parade(the line up) so the guy says he will stand in and the cop says,just act like the other guys so he walks into the cop line up and its 3 guys with really really bad cerebal palsy and they all have to step forward and say some fucked up line,when the 'abled' guy steps forward you can see the cerebal palsy guys pissing themselves laughing cos they have told him to bend his legs and "talk like your drunk"... kinda nice to see the disabled gys getting the last laugh and someone else being the butt of the joke. So anyways just thought i would add that seeing this thread cant get any more weird and wonderful. BTW hank,i didnt know you classed weights out there under an ounce as "heavy"
Watching sumo now, some of these guy's moobs weigh more than a tv. Just for the record, my privates weigh approximately the same as a bearded seal. asssit:
This thread turned out AWESOME!!!! :coolbounce: I'm having a ball rereading it. :thumbsup: dlr, now that's funny. Hank, how the hell do you get your pants on? Or is it as heavy as a beared seal that's on TV? Ap, that show sounds like a good show to watch buzzed. We couldn't have a show like that over here. To many people would whine and cry about it being too cruel. The funny part is, most of the complainers wouldn't have anything wrong with them except butting their noses into other peoples business. Res, yes and yes.
Went on a naked ride sitting bitch behind a pink haired Harley chick this summer. Was wishing there was something more similar to a bearded seal tucked on the seat than my diminutive little mammal. Oh well, we got what we got.:redbong: dlr, the lady is Japanese and Hank is U.S. If he stays true to form the woman is probably no more than 90lbs.Shit, to hear him tell it, his dick is bigger than his wife. Piggish carpet munching roomies and an emasculate boyfriend with an ocd clean central character who cringes at the boundaries of a relationship with the cleaning lady. (Mexican perchance?) Has all the makings of a bad sitcom.
not saying much, i used to have a sony 42" flat tube TV....weighed 225lbs.. maybe shes a sony..:flipando::roffl:
No it's not. I asked her last time I was over at his house while he was out riding his bike to check on his plants. Peace....
Clearly a case of cross-cultural miscommunication. In Japanese culture it's considered good manners to downplay yourself and your family and praise the other person's. So, politely ignoring your archaic use of imperial units of measure, she probably said something like this, "A bearded seal? Ha ha, no, no. His penis isn't nearly that large. A sea otter perhaps, but a bearded seal, no. That's just crazy." :good job:
:roffl: Well, I thought it was funny. Which begs the question......How many stoners does it take to move a TV? carry on. :bong-2:
