Pot Grower Background Check

Well, I can't exactly be a bud-tender right off the bat because I must be a resident of the state and I must go have a state license to do that.


The sexy girl in the black lace lingerie looks kina like Cannagirl! Everybody that remembers Cannagirl go to 420 Careers.com and tell me I'm crazy for saying that! Just look! Tell me that doesn't look like her!

 

Found a place in Kent, WA that's looking to fill a position. If I lived in Tacoma, Lakeland, or SeaTac I'd be good to go! Also found a place in western Washington. No too crazy about the location. I'd like to stay closer to Puget Sound if at all possible. Never lived in the desert and I'm a city-boy for sure. Don't think I'd like a small town environment; don't like people in my business. I like the anonymity of living in sprawling urban metro areas. Street-lights at night are awesome too!

 

It is true, $20 an hour in Co. is realistic if you can trim your ass off to club standards.

 

What are the standards? If they looking for neatness or quickness or both I'm their man. How many per minute or hour do they require?

 

What's the longest you've spent trimming buds by hand, really? How many ounces have you trimmed in one sitting? You may think it's not that bad or even fun but my guess is it'll get old pretty quick. Ask anyone on here what it's like to spend hours trimming, even when it's their own, and they'll tell you "it's a bitch". And that's why they bought a bud trimmer.


Be Cool, CG

 

If you're talking about a "bud-trimmer" like it's a machine that does it for you then I'm gonna have to Google that shit because I currently don't know what it is. I do all of my trimming and I've actually come up with a system that is quite efficient in time and outcome. My plants were so big and bushy from all the knowledge I got from here that I HAD to learn how to pick up the pace when harvest time came along or I would have driven myself crazy. With bathroom breaks included I cold go for 10 hours in one sitting before I had to take a psychological breather of about an hour. I believe I could do that consistently ESPECIALLY if I'm getting paid for it! If I'll do 10 hours just as a hobby what do you think I could do if I was getting paid a working wage? Double. At least. If it was necessary.

 

takes me about 4 days at 5hours a clip with me and my buddy to mow down 5lbs, ill trim a circle around your mocha toned ass!!!:rofl6:

 

BP the bud trimmer I use is named Leesa. She's about 16" tall, and fat but damn she trim!





This is just one type of trimming machine, really on the low end of the spectrum. They make machines that trim your bud, dry your trim, and polish your knob at the flip of a switch.


I am currently engaged in a raging debate with some friends over whether the hand trim or the machine trim produces a better end product. I've seen it go both ways, but what seems to affect the smell a whole lot is the leaves and stems drying slowly with the bud.

 

I don't know about your math, man! You sure you can do all of that AND masturbate violently at the same time? It's OK! We all have addictions. I'm not here to judge! We're all God's children.:roffl::roffl::roffl:

 

The trimmer is rougher and knocks a little more shit off than hand trimming for sure. But it's a real time saver and I get no complaints of the finished product. And the trim makes some wicked hash!!!


Now my bigger nicer buds I'll usually trim them by hand. But when you're 58 with arthritis in every joint, hand trimming gets old real quick.


Be Cool, CG

 

im trim like a 65' Cadillac rolls on vogues my man:thumbs-up:


I aint wacked off in while...2 kids and super horny lady keeps me satisfied so HA!:jj:

 

Hell, try one finger up your nose and your thump up your ass and trim with your teeth. Not very productive, but your friends will laugh their asses off when you tell them you tried.:roffl::roffl:


Be Cool, CG

 

What is that strain that makes women hornier than shit? If I could find that out I could make a killing! A strain that causes abnormally high activity in the area of the brain that produces feelings of sexual desire and arousal in women! Or like a bloom booster that gives any strain that quality. CC.... share with us please. It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none!


CC every night before he gets in bed: "Hey babe, doesn't this towel smell like chloroform?"

 

I know man, we learn to persevere. It's amazing that with some ingenuity and determination we find a way to get things done.:thumbs-up:


Be Cool, CG

 

Cocaine?

 

:roffl: Oh yeah!! Been there too many times. I'd trade an oz for an 8ball and have visions of 'wild freaky circus sex'. But once you picked up the milkshake straw and started honking ole "Woody" went on strike.


Be Cool, CG

 

Viagra fixes that ,lol. The next day is usually painful and full of regret!

 

Yeah, but that was 25 years ago. And I was way too young for the 'magic pill'.


Outgrew that lifestyle long ago.:thumbsup:


Be Cool, CG